My wife is psychic

CrystalBall

Seriously, Marla can read my mind.

Most people would think this is a good thing, and in the ideal world it would be, because I would never have to ask her for anything, she would know what I need before I know I need it. Life would be great.

The problem is that she does not realise she can read my mind. So a typical scenario plays out like this:

  • I’ll be doing whatever it is I was doing.
  • I would get up to do something (whatever it is).
  • Marla says from across the room/house “can you please (insert here whatever it is I was about to do)”

Do you know how frustrating it is?
I know it takes a lot for Marla to ask for help.
I know she would far rather that I saw the same needs that she saw.
I know that she loves it when I take the initiative and do something without being asked.

Do you see the problem?
I can never surprise her.
I could claim that it is what I was about to do anyway. But then she could think I was just saying that.

So when it happens now. I give her the look that she knows to interpret as “If you had given me 5 seconds to do what I was about to do…”

Hmm maybe it is me that is reading her mind and not the other way around.

[Photo credit: stevekrh19]

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2 Responses to “My wife is psychic”

  1. ivor November 4, 2009 at 12:14 #

    Hmm maybe it is me that is reading her mind and not the other way around.

    I think you may be right……..

  2. Phillip Gibb November 5, 2009 at 06:00 #

    she has your number dude
    he he he

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