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60 to 0 in an amazingly short time

Alicia had quite a full day yesterday.

Church in the morning, followed by lunch with my Mom, Dad and sister at the Mugg & Bean (she squeezed a 20 min snooze in here at some point). Straight home to play in the sprinkler. Soon after that  Marla’s mom arrived and all the excitement that entailed.  Supper time, and then she was left alone at home with me when everyone else went to the hospital to visit Marla’s Gran, who is recovering from surgery.

So the two of us were bumbling around at home and Lili found the swimmer nappy (the pull up kind) that, although worn, was still usable. It hardly got wet in the sprinkler and she had not ‘used’ it either.

She was trying to put it on. this is a fairly amusing to observe as more often than not she would get both legs into the same hole and that would frustrate her and she would shout at the nappy, until she pulled it off and tried again. And in between that she would decide it was a hat and try to get it onto her head.

Well eventually she got it on (as far has her knees) and with no small sense of accomplishment lay back on the floor to watch whatever it was I had on the TV.

This is when the amazing deceleration occurred, from shouting at the nappy one min to this the next…

And I somehow managed to get her from there into her PJ’s, nappy changed, in the sleeping bag and into bed without waking her up.

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Just to be different

I had to pop in at the girls school early the other day. Usually I am one of the last parents there so I don’t get to see all their suitcases lined up like I did on Friday. (Cute isn’t it?)

But then I noticed something was a bit off. Can you see it?

All the cases are standing on their feet with their handles up in the air. All of them except one. Now I knew As soon as I came in the gate whose it was, but can you guess?

Got it yet?

A little clue?

Ok!

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The best laid schemes

To quote the standard English translation of Robert Burns’ 1785 poem:

The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go often askew,
And leave us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy!

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Daddies Girl

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Knives, Books Coughs and other things

I really have no idea how to start this post, so I think I will just jump right in. I have to go in for surgery tomorrow. Nothing major, the info I got from the Dr calls it a simple procedure. I have an incisional hernia that has been getting bigger for the last 10 years since I had a laparoscopic nissen in 1999. Stupid me, should have had it seen to about 7 years ago.

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Single Parent Week – Night 1

I know somepeole have to do it for real for an extended period of time. I am not trying to make light of their situation, but Marla is just leaving on a BA flight for London, so for a little under a week I am a single dad of two gorgeous girls.

Wish me luck.

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I don't think I will try that again.

You know those experiences that just turn you off something?

Like the time I ate so many tomato flavored chips as a kid and it made me very sick. As a result I could not look at tomato chips for a good number of years.

Or like a friend of mine who can’t eat anything with sweet chilly sauce, cause she got food poisoning from something that just happened to contain the stuff. You have had one of those experiences right?

Think about it, I will wait…

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Spit it out now

nutsI don’t like nuts. They have a weird texture. Ok peanuts and raisins can be a bit addictive, but the raisins make the whole thing better. But I digress. I don’t like nuts, I pick them out of my cereal. I leave the nuts on the counter in the kitchen for the nutty people in the house.

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Getting back in the saddle

So it has been ages (about seven months) since I was regularly blogging about stuff. Alicia is now seven months old, and there is no coincidence that the 2 time periods are the same.

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Ninja Dog and the Thunder storm

This morning we had a relatively rare thunder and hail storm in Cape Town. I grew up in JHB where storms like this mornings are commonplace during the summer (like a thunderstorm almost every day). So when Lightning booms across the sky it is met in my household with joy and delight (my wife is also an ex-Gautenger).

Well not so much joy and delight this morning.

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